So my computer is quite slow, I had tried everything from improving the speaker system to buying a new monitor, still no speed increase! So I contacted an old friend of mine who happens to be Bill Gates and he sent me to this website; http://www.downloadmoreram.com / being the avid supporter of Apple I am I instantly downloaded the 4gb of RAM from the website.
After running my new RAM and the download ensuring me that I now had more RAM I decided to try it out on some good ole' Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Fanboy edition, and my computer instantly crashed and exploded, sending fragments everywhere and exploding the IED I had received in the post from Tony Blair. This severley mangled my legs causing my dog, Rambo, to knaw on my exposed bone, I cried for help and eventually had to shove a screwdriver down my chaps eye to release the foul beast, after my african slave called Dave rushed me to the hospital I sued the owner of Apple, Bill Gates for sending me to this website which cost me my legs. Bill sent me some new legs and I am now a pornstar who has a foot fetish. My life is brilliant thank to http://www.downloadmoreram.com/.
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