When I went to check on the installers I found them gathered around a candle lit pentagram with my cat in the center. One of the installers had a knife raised above my cat and brought it down before I could stop him. I was crying hysterically as the lead man explained that this is how they guarantee a successful install - they say the sacrifice pleases the pool gods and is in tribute to all of the Blue World shills. I was aghast! On the plus side, the pool is really nice and they answered all of my questions!
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