This little David S. Katz calls himself a "private investigator" when in reality he is just another ex-Israeli IDF pibsqueak squirt who got fired because he was too fat, slow, and stupid to keep his job.
He is a short, squat, fat, moustachioed, bald,
who likes to talk about womens shoes with his equally effeminate and homosexual partner, Mark Novak, and it is widely believed that theirs is not just a business partnership, but a homoerotic sexual partnership as well.
Many a client has reported grunts and groans of full on anal delight emanating from their office bathroom if they arrive too early or late to their appointments, with David Katz often emerging flushed and red-faced from yet another bout of from Mark Novak in the crapper.
Anyway, if you want to lose your case or get arrested for criminal conduct, then hire these 2 idiots from Global Security Group, also known as GSG, as they will most definitely fuck up your private investigation, break every rule, skirt every law, befriend your enemies, betray all of your private secrets, and violate every ethical canon known to man and the
They are currently being investigated by no less than 5 federal and state investigative agencies for everything from murder for hire to drug trafficking, child sex trafficking, and white slavery from Eastern Europe.
Hire these 2 morons at your own risk - trust me if you do, you will be sorry, as they are about to lose their private investigators license and you will lose all of your hard earned money (as they routinely overcharge and have enormously high fraudulent billing) which they will spend entirely on double headed dildos, makeup, high-heeled shoes, and feather boas.
If you have also been a victim of their fraudulent overbilling, overcharging, or their illegal, unethical, unscrupulous, or incompetent misconduct and behavior, please do your part and file a scathing Complaint with the New York State Division of Licensing for Private Investigators/Security Guards at http://www.dos. Ny. Gov/licensing/complaint.html
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