I'll never forget today, let me tell ya. Today was not only the scariest day of my life, but it's a day that I'll remember as the day that I paid for the most expensive smoothie of all time. I walked into the L.A. Fitness of Wellington this afternoon, only to purchase a smoothie at their smoothie counter. I couldn't find anyone working behind the counter, so I rang the bell for service.
The door behind the smoothie counter then swung open so fast, as if a hurricane blew it open. Out came a six-foot, seven-inch, 280-pound man built of pure muscle! He slowly walked toward the counter in a very creepy way. He was every bit as intimidating as you could imagine... He wasn't even wearing a shirt! He stood in front of me, shirtless, muscles bulging out everywhere.
"CAN I HELP YOU?!", he screamed in front of my face.
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