We were first sent this email then we recieved a phone call from Robert Howling (aka Robert Palmer - he uses a fake name) stating the following which we know now is a total farse
Hello,
Let me introduce you our unique (patent pending) Online Banner Ads Technology, which can place YOUR WEBSITE AS A BILLBOARD ON TOP OF ALL MAJOR SEARCH ENGINES (Google, Yahoo, MSN), framing above all your competitors!
To see how our technology works, go to our website and see our ONLINE DEMO in 3 easy steps:
1. Go to http://www.onlinebannerads.net and click on ONLINE DEMO
2. Enter your URL http://www.example.com where indicated: http://www...
3. Enter your desired keyword - and click Go!
With our technology you get:
- Full year EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS for chosen keywords
- No Pay per Click charge
- No Bidding competition to get higher than competitors
- No other company can own keyword during your paid period
- Keeping your advertising budget stable
- Keyword-Targeted Visitors to your website (Millions of searchers can see your website billboards as a result of search engine query for keywords that you own)
- SEO tools for determining right keywords for your business http://www.onlinebannerads.net/seotools.html
In order to see live demo and get further information about terms and pricing, please contact our Sales Department at [email protected] or Get Quote for keywords at http://www.onlinebannerads.net/getaquote.html and we will email you back an estimate of traffic you can expect from each of phrases to your website. You can also see pricelist at http://www.onlinebannerads.net/pricelist.html and fill order at http://www.onlinebannerads.net/onlineordering.html
We look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Robert Palmer, MBA
Sr. Account Manager
[email protected]
http://www.OnlineBannerAds.net
FYI - When I catch Robert, I'm going to beat the black out of him, I'm going to break every finger, knock out every yellow tooth and kick him in the face until he stops breathing. Then im going to go out and have a pizza with friends.
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