Well, I thought I would try these guys. They advertised in the Lipscomb Elementary Yearbook!!! I support my community!
They said that they would come out and DJ a dance that I was having for my son Nebuchadnezzar's barmitzvah. I asked them what that had to do with making cabinets. They asked me if I had ever made a cabinet before. I asked them why they answered a question with another question. He said that his brother would come down here and whoop my ass!
I said that I wanted lots of Jerry Jeff Jones music re-mixed with Black Sabbath and Country Boy Eddie. They said they could handle it.
First of all, on the night of the big dance, I saw them smoking Winston's in front of the children. What poor taste! Menthols maybe, but Winston's? The music was awful. It sounded like they were square-dancing at Clevenger's on open-mic night.
To top it all off, he accused me of having a "MAN-GINA" when I refused his advances.
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