I had the misfortune of meeting Theresa Chamberlain three years ago when she applied to work for my successful statewide company, Menu Master Incorporated. I hired Theresa on a salary basis to do advertising sales even though she did not have an ounce of sales experience. I trained her personally and even hired her best friend, Mary Emel, who came in asking for a job just a few days after Theresa. These two women turned out to be the employees-from-HELL and could I turn back time I would NEVER have hired them.
From the day they started I told them I would try to make this the best job they had ever had. I actually created something called 'Kiddies Days' where I allowed them to bring their children to work for the entire day, and we had potluck meals for everyone. I had 8 other employees at the time and created Employee of the Month contests where I gave away expensive briefcases and other business gifts with recognition to the winner. I created a cash bonus program on top of their hourly pay that was so attainable, Mary Emel and Theresa Chamberlain were averaging $15.00/hour each week. I also offered paid holidays to all employees. All of these things worked fantastically as Mary and Theresa would knock on my office door at least once a week to GUSH about how much the LOVED their jobs. Theresa even said, "I look forward to coming to work like my second home!"
I am very open about my close relationship with God and even though these two women were not into God, they got into God real quickly when trouble hit them. Theresa asked to speak with me privately one day when she claimed her house was infested with DEMONS and that her step son was demon-possessed! I thought she was off her rocker, personally, but I honored her request and prayed for her. She cried in my arms and told me she loved me.
Mary Emel came sobbing hysterically to me one day when she found her beloved cat drowned in her family swimming pool. Suddenly Mary was interested in God and wanted me to pray for her cat! Frankly if I were God I would flick this God-despising witch to hell like she belongs, but God is far more forgiving than I am. I prayed for her stupid cat.
After all these things these two hags from hell turned around and began STEALING from me - everything from cash funds out of the office supplies fund to BULK loads of toilet paper, paper towels, post-it notes and anything else that was not NAILED DOWN! But the final straw came when I found out that they were faking their advertising sales, turning in invoices without the approval or even the contact with the business-owner. Menu Master lost thousands of dollars from angry advertisers who no longer wanted to advertise with us because they received invoices for purchases they had NEVER MADE!
With NO conscience whatsoever like some freaking psychotic serial killers, these two turned around, filed for unemployment and got it, and then called the state police 7 times over the following year claiming I was stalking them and tampering with their mail. The police kept apologizing to me saying they had no choice but to interview me each time. To say this experience was 'surreal' is an understatement. Neither one of these 250 pound hogs in heels has an ounce of normal human compassion; they are the most vindictive, evil wastes of skin I've ever encountered in nearly 50 years! Finally the entire matter was turned over to a judge who at first ruled against me and threatened to send me to jail if these two hogs kept calling the police?!
That's when I decided to teach them a lesson and turn the tables on them. I hired a private detective and a criminal lawyer. The private detective found out that Theresa and Mary had gone so far as to blow up a photo of my face to poster size, put a giant 'x' thru it and wrote, 'Just say no' across the whole thing. Then they held their little homemade craft project up at a townwide PARADE to try to humiliate me! When the judge heard this he was FURIOUS and threatened THEM with jail if they EVER HARRASSED ME AGAIN! This didn't even stop them as they turned right around and sent me a card on my next birthday mocking me over the horrible things that were happening to me at that time such as my divorce, the closing of my company and my being forced to take welfare. Mark my words, 'The Exorcist' is the only way to describe evil like these two! Warn everyone you know to stay away from them!
I have finally defeated them and taught them lessons they will NEVER forget. But I am concerned about their next victim who may not be as strong as I am. Be careful and don't trust them further than you can throw them, which at 250 pounds a piece, won't be far!
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