I received an 8 page letter that open with "[First name], please forgive us, but we have just taken a closer look at your profile. It turns out you're more special than any of us imagined! Did you know that you possess some very rare, hidden traits? In fact, there is a famous person (someone you would instantly recognize, he's on TV every night) who possesses these same special, incredibly rare traits... It turns out that people who possess these same rare and often hidden traits that you do are some of the most famous and successful people on this planet! [First name], you are indeed blessed! I know those around you don't know this yet, but they will! Deep down, you sense it, too. Right? I'm so excited for you!"
This personal letter sent just to me first wanted me to notice that it is not a mass mailing, that it was sent by 1st class mail, not 3rd class bulk mail. Even though the postage paid has the word "PRESORTED" and is printed, not stamped. Which makes me think of a machine to make mass mailing easier.
Then i am asked to keep it a secret, "because this information is confidential. These words are meant for you only."
"There exists an exclusive association, a secret society, of some of the world's most famous and powerful people. These include renowned actors and musicians, leading scientists and intellectuals, self made enterpeneurs and artists, millionairs, professional gamblers, Casanovas, statesmen."
"[First name], I have some incredibly exciting news to share with you. The association has analyzed your profile (you'd be unbelieveably flattered if you knew who these individuals were). Please forgive us, but we've discovered something special about you."
What is so special about me is never explained.
Then there is the testimonial of "a TV celebrity and copywriter (and a leading member of the association)" whose "lawyer will not let [him/her] reveal [his/her] name..." However, in the testimonial, this celebrity is referred to as Kevin. The testimonial then describes how Kevin acquires a book that was printed in 1872, "a copy of a manuscript written almost 2300 years ago, translated into English."
Then I am told I am at Stage two, the most important of all stages, "of breaking bondage, of discovering and being discovered".
The Greatest Kept Secrets will be sent to me free of charge, provided that i send it in before the deadline, which is about a week of when this letter is dated.
The Invitation form also has a copyright date of 2007 which i find weird.
Based on my initial usacomplaints.com research, I also ordered Debt Cures, by Kevin Trudeau, but more research would have to be compiled if this invitiation to a secret association can be directly linked to Mr. Trudeau.
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