These days we're all looking for a good deal and most of us are looking for some weight loss or knows someone that is. Well, Heid Diaz, founder of Kimkins.com, has both for you. Why keep your $59.99 just hanging around collecting dust? Why not brush it off and mail it to Heidi Diaz? In return you'll receive a lifetime membership to Kimkins.com where your hard earned money will buy you the latest internet deal... Paying to watch Heidi Diaz finally attempt to do her own diet while she asks her members for advice and support.
Had you joined a few months ago your membership fee would have not only gotten you the above deal but the added bonus of fake success stories written by Heidi herself and accompanied by stolen pictures from online Russian Bride sites for that added touch of authenticity. But fear not, you're still in time to pay for your lifetime membership and be banned without warning (or refund) if you dare to speak up about the fraud, health concerns, hair loss, class action lawsuit, private investigator footage, TV exposure, youtube videos, or any one of a host of off-limit subjects. It appears, unlike the Russian bride pictures and incriminating posts on her site, that this particular bonus won't be one that goes "poof" anytime soon.
Don't forget to line up an appointment with your favorite doctor for approximately 1-3 months from your sign up date so that his/her books aren't too full to fit you if you start experiencing the all too popular side effects of dizziness, palpitations, thyroid damage, fainting, or hair loss.
If this all sounds too good to be true one need only google "Kimkins" or "Heidi Diaz" to find that the details here have barely scraped the surface of the deal you get with a lifetime membership at Kimkins.com.
MrsMenopausal
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U.S.A.
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