First I would like to say to all of Cp Directs "alleged" employees - your all a big fat joke!
Do you really believe that my cousin mike and vinnie are innocent??? Do you really think that those penis enlargement, height increasing, hairloss regrowing, and breast enlargement "herbal" pills work???
If you do, then you need to take your heads out of your arses!
Hello: My name is Tino Cansoli. I'm better known as Michael Cansoli's "little" cousin and brains behind the advertisng of Michaels and Vinnies piece of crap marketing empire.
I'm the one that contaced "John Carleton" - the genuis copywriter whos ads and sales letters are responsible for bringing in millions for Michaels greedy fraudulent company.
I'm the one who devoloped the penis enlargement scam. You see... It wasen't very hard. The pill itself is a "natural" viagra thats been on the market for about 2 years. We simply called it a "penis enlargement pill" and threw in a crappy sheet of paper with exercing instructions.
Presto!!! Thats the scam. Did you get it? Let me explain: Its the exercising instructions that really increase the size of the penis - not the pill!!!
The pill was just a way for us to extort $39.95 a month out of people. Plus, the excercising really does work BUT only after a full year of constant use. This means a yearly profit of $480 in our pocket per customer.
Its really an ingenius scam. Sure, we knew we were going to get hit by charges from the FBI and State of Arizina, since our testimonials were fake, our bogus story of "former viagra pharmacist discovers pill" story was made up, and Illegal monthly billing... But...
Mike, vin and I stash a lot of loot in offshore banks. We still got it and after the BULL dies down... We're going to enjoy the fruits of our easy labor.
Seriously now... If there was a pill that made a mans penis larger... It would be all over the news and most likely developed by a chemical company - with side effects and sold over the counter... Not "herbal" in nature and not sold by a small time company.
Understand???
Oh by the way... My cosin mike and vinnie are back in business. Ever hear of SIZEmax operating out of las vegas? You got it... Its them and they were just nailed again!!!
Hey mike and vincent, are you reading this? I guess you shouldn't of ripped me off, huh? I bet your regretting now, right??? Sincerly, your cousin...
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