I recently graduated ICDC college with a degree in Homeland Security. They promised me you could get a high paying job as a field agent for the FBI, CIA, or CSI. Unfortunately the only job I could land is with the Smokey Bear Patrol in Los Angeles. You may wonder what the Smokey Bear Patrol does. Ask your self this question. Have you ever seen a bear on the roads in LA? The answer is NO. This is because the Smokey Bear Patrol quickly responds to bear sightings and deals out quick punishment to the bear with our shotguns. You never see bears in LA because we have such a strong presence. This is because the only job ICDC Homeland Security graduates can land is with the Smokey Bear Patrol. You may see us riding around around on our motorcycles, so salute us for keeping you safe.
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