I am one of the FEW chosen to become a member of the Nouveau Tech Secret Society. I was chosen after they investigated me and found that I have "special talents" that no one else could see. I am entering my "second cycle" at the age of 49... Oh... Wait...
I received this letter two weeks ago telling me how special I was and that I had been chosen to become a "member" of this secret society to which every successful person throughout history had belonged. I would be in the company of movie stars, world leaders and politicians. I would have secret powers that would magically — without effort — instantly attract MONEY, POWER and LOVE.
All I had to do was order the FREE 56 page booklet and the world would be at my door-step. As soon as I received this FREE 56 page booklet, which contained the 2300-year-old secrets of the illuminati, my life would instantly change. I would attract love, riches and power beyond my wildest dreams and with no effort. But... I had to order this FREE 56 page booklet by FRIDAY or it would be TOO LATE.
So, apparently before the FREE booklet arrived I ENTERED my "second cycle, " which will become important later on.
I waited with great anticipation. I had been CHOSEN. All of my problems would soon be over and I would be rich, loved and powerful over all people I came in contact with! My months of unemployment, the reposession of my car, the risk that any day I would receive a foreclosure notice on my home would all soon be laughable history.
YES! My FREE, life-changing booklet has finally arrived. I couldn't wait to open it and discover the "secrets" that would set me free!!!
On the cover was the title, "Nouveau Tech: The Greatest Kept Secret of All Time!" Five Amazing Stories — About Money, Love, and Being Discovered — That Will Change Your Life. The anticipation was more than I could bear. I KNEW that my life as a total LOSER was OVER!!! The whole world would soon bow to me and throw money at my feet!
What I read SICKENED ME! The "five stories that would change (my) life" were nothing more than testimonials about how the 1000 page book that costs $139 had changed THEIR lives. Some of these people were "very famous" and had to write anonymously. Strangely, some of them were given the "Discovery" (the 1000 page manuscript) for FREE. Hmm... Why am I being asked to pay $139 when these people got it FREE???
In the third story, "The Ten-Second Miracle, " written by a "famous celebrity" (seriously... Who are you? I promise not to tell), the writer says, "I'm going to share with you that secret now." I'M STILL WAITING!!! You never told me what the ten-second miracle is!!! All you did was BS for another 11 pages. Did you think I would forget that you were going to "share with (me) that secret NOW"??
Anyway, it was critical that I reply by FRIDAY, because now I was apparently so far into my second cycle that I would be beyond help if I didn't. Bummer. I thought these people checked me out. Don't they know I'm unemployed? My car was reposessed? I have NO MONEY???
If I'm that special, why aren't they giving me these secrets FREE? Wait... Isn't that what they told me in their original letter? That the FREE 56 page booklet contained the secrets??? Apparenlty it does... Your mind subconciously absorbs the secret as you read every word of the booklet. Don't laugh, that's what it says in the booklet!
I started doing research and found that most people believe that Nouveau Tech is a SCAM.
I haven't decided yet. So here's the deal: I read EVERY WORD of the FREE 56 page booklet and allegedly my mind absorbed the secret. Today is lottery Wednesday and I'll be buying my usual ONE Powerball ticket. Please go ahead and send my special reserved copy of the secret manuscript, I'll send you the $139 immediately upon receiving my lottery jackpot. You must believe me. After all, I did read the booklet and my life and luck are going to change immediately so tonight HAS TO BE my lucky night.
For those of you who have already purchased the "discovery" and believe in its powers, please send me your copy (FREE). You are already rich and fulfilled beyond your wildest dreams so there is no reason to selfishly keep the book.
I'll let you know if I win the lottery tonight!
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