I recently hired the Three Amigos Painting and Auto Insurance company to re-paint my house.instead of painting the house, it appears that they spent most of the time teasing my pet rats, Beavis and Butthead.
The Three Amigos, Jose, Jose and Juan arrived at 7AM on Monday, ready to do the painting on the bedrooms in the back of the house. The boys (Beavis and Butthead) were moved to the other part of the house behind the kitchen.
I left and came back at around 3PM. The Three Amigos were nowhere to be found. Yet I heard La Cucaracha blaring from the back of the house where the boys were. I walked in and this is what I saw:
One of the Juans dangling Cheetos over the boy's heads just out of there reach so that they would stand on their hind legs and jump for the Cheetos. The other Juan and Jose were joyously laughing, clapping, dancing around a sombrero and singing at the expense of Beavis and Butthead.
I asked them what they were doing, and they replied "Ohh Senor Mr H, we are having a Fiesta!"
They then broke into a chorus of the Frito Bandito song, and I called the police and they left.
DO NOT HIRE THE THREE AMIGOS, they will just tease your pets and not complete the job.
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