My credit’s so bad that not even Slimer would be smiling. Thanks to the Gho. Err, Credit Busters over at Accurise, my credit won’t have to be as goofy as Bill Murray. My credit was clearly possessed, and just like with the Ghost Busters, I’m the one who let the wild beast loose. Hopefully I won’t have to deal with a giant Marshmallow Man in the near future…
My score was a deflating 570 before I dealt with the supernatural credit wiz’s over at Accurise. Now I’m about to zap a 700 with my ray beams. They’re algorithms and calculations clearly weren’t faulty…thank heavens.
While I can smile about it now, when I still had bad credit, the only comic element was how tragic my circumstances were. Thanks to Accurise, I can really smile about it now. Thanks, guys. *Cue Ghostbusters Theme*
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