I can't believe the event I had just encountered with Steve Hoffman Insurance in Sugarland, Texas. Steve contacted myhusband somehow about our retirement. He said he had some investments that were both safe and could yield better than our 2% CD. It looked like a nice family run business from the exterior but when I showed up I could have sworn it was a circus.
First when Steve came out of his office it to greet me the first thing I noticed was his pants were unzipped and stained. He was sweaty and reeked like a fat skeezer at the bowling alley working the glory hole. I thought I had the wrong place when he said, "Welcome, come on back, Cindy I have been waiting for you."
I should have run right there but I didn't. I was dumb enough to follow this guy through his office to his little experiment.
In his office were several gerbils in cages and bunches of PVC pipe lying around.
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