I am a sphynx cat at Senza Capelli Sphynx Cattery. Life is bad here. There is this human named Susan and at night when everybody is gone she touches me in a private place I can't say but I can show you on a Hello Kitty doll. She says not to tell and that everybody will blame me if I do. One time when she and her friends were drunk she made me lick milk off of one of them in her secret place and she took pictures. They kept talking about kitty porn whatever that is. Please adopt me soon! I promise I'll work off the adoption fee and clean my own litter just get me the hell out of here! My anus hurts and I really don't think she needs to take my temperature so often!
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