Dear Kraft, I have been buying your super tasty low calorie salad dressings for years! But now I suppose I must buy such products from another company. I was dissapointed that the "big dogs" at Kraft made an ad where there is a practically naked man lying on a picnic blanket with a very small bottle of salad dressing at the top left of the photo.
What could possibly be the point in making such an ad? No person with any kind of sense wants to see something like that. Please stop this outrageous campaign to kill the innocence of children and the moral compass of adults.
I talked to a representative of Kraft today. This person claimed that the only reason for this ad was to be a parody of reality TV shows. That makes no sense whatsoever.
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