A buddy of mine told me to go to The Massage Club at 5445 Almeda RD #200, Houston TX, 77004 for a great massage (I came to get a legitimate massage - I am a happily married man FYI).
In retrospect he was obviously being sarcastic.
I chose the 30 minute massage, and a black girl named Jennifer Hights came in with abnormally large lips and extremely yellow teeth walked in with a huge disgusting smile on her face. I generally don't run into too many good looking massage therapists, so I just waited for her to start massaging.
About 2 minutes into the massage she pulled the towel off of my waist exposing my body. I was shocked at first and looked at her. She told me it was an extra $40 for oral or an extra $60 for sexual intercourse. I said I wanted neither and she immediately responded with "well u need to pay before I can even do a basic massage with no extras.
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