So it was another lonely friday night for me, My wife passed some years back. I had the brilliant idea of purchasing the companionship of what online "appeared" to be the beautiful young Della. Well what actually showed up at my door two hours after the agreed upon time was anything but beautiful and acompanied by what may be the largest meanest looking black man I have ever seen! At that point I felt it was wise to just hand over the $250.00 and hope for the best. The best isn't what I got, I have emphazyma and use oxygen on a semi-regular basis so smoking in my home is prohibited.
That being said, would you believe the first thing the little tramp did was light a cigarette with wich she later burnt a hole in my sofa and covered with a pillow. She than proceeded to start asking me for an additional $500 to stay the hour I had just paid $250 for. I'm retired and can't afford that kind of money but even if I could the LESS than charming girl much older and not even close to as attractive as her posted pictures would surely not be getting it.
At this point I was hopelessly disappointed and kindly asked her to leave, She agreed and asked to use the bathroom to wash up before she went. Her ride came to get her and I went to bed frustrated with myself for my poor decision on requesting her company.
The next morning I woke and headed to the bathroom for my morning ritual and to my disgust the so called sweet in her advertising had forced a bowl movement in my bath tub and stolen the antique straight razor my late wife gave me on our 25th wedding anniversary along with every other item in my medicine closet including my prescription medications of wich I cannot liver without!
Dont make the same mistake I did, Don't let the sweet appearance of her internet pictures fool you, this ones truely a snake!
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