This is unbelievable! These guys think they have it made in the shade in beautiful downtown Miami. I almost bought not one, but two of these machines, and then something told me NOT TOO. I'm glad I didn't or these guys would've cheated me too. It started out with a commecial, and I was on the phone, they sent me their crap portfolio in the mail and I called them back.
Before long, I was on the phone with an Alex Hamilton, who claimed to be the direct descendant of the first Sceretary of the U.S. Treausury "The Honorable" Alexander Hamilton. If Alexander could see the honesty now! No sooner did I hang-up the phone with "Alex Hamilton" did the damn door-bell ring with a Fed-Ex person standing there with an envelope already filled out to Pantheon Holdings for a Pick-Up!
Good thing I told the guy to leave or I would be in the same perdicament as all others. Alex Hamilton told me that zones in New Jersey are going quick and I should sign-up right away, hell they even got me to sign-up for 2 machines. They even gave me phone numbers for 2 individuals in the ENTIRE U.S. To speak too! One guy was in Pennsylvania and the other was in California.
When I asked for other numbers for individuals they could not provide me with any other numbers, I said, "you mean to tell me out of the ENTIRE U.S. You can't provide me with anyone else other than 2 People who you claim are scucessful with this venture?" Alex responded with; "these are the 2 people that allowed us to give their numbers out".
That's when all the bells and whistles went off and I said how lucrative could this venture be? In the age of wireless communications already being marketed and computers getting smaller by the day, how could I buy this big, ol' clunky machine? I couldn't... I have never seen any of these "EZ-Links, Global Links", or whatever they are called now anywhere!
In fact, I polled neighbors, friends, and family and 10 out of 10 said; "Why would I use that machine?" "It cost money" and 8 out of the 10 had wireless connections with their lap-tops, PDA's, Blackberry's and such. Then, I spoke with a gentleman in the Scranton, PA area who claims to own 2 machines, he even admitted to me that most of the income generated from the machine is in the form of advertisements. Hmmm, a $15,000 electronic billboard that only a few people will see while there passing it on foot... Sounds like a prudent investment... NOT!
That's when my mind was made up about this enormus machine that's about 20 years to late! Needless to say, the same day I spoke with the infamous "less than honorable alex hamilton" (lower case on purpose) he called back to my house that evening 3 times once using call block so the number would not display. I guess he was a bit bewildered when he checked the Fed-Ex tracking # and found out his $15,000 check wasn't scheduled to arrive in this lifetime. Shame on you pantheon!
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