I just recieved a piece of flim flam junk mail from these 3rd rate scam artists, and since it is supposedly being sent with God's blessing, I thought I should share the contents with every one with an IQ over 40 and is a believer in the head honcho.
Among the contents is a picture of Jesus with his eyes closed, (They don't specify if he's supposed to be dead, sleeping, stoned, or just embarrased). It's called your prayer mat. You are instructed to lay the picture, (mat), on the floor, get on your knees, straddle it, and pray for whatever you want. Jesus will then open his eyes, (while staring up into your crotch), and your prayers are answered.
Oh yes, they also ask for a financial contribution from you. Forgot to mention that first.
Also enclosed is a phamplet of testimonials. Apparently God gave these lucky suckers cars, real estate, jobs, and extra spending cashola. I'm just curious how God and the blesssed pulled off the transaction details. As examples, "god blessed me with over 5000$". Signed C.D. From Pennsylvania. "recieved 10000$ in a financial blessing". Signed E.C.S. From North Carolina.
Does God have a bank account somewhere where he cut them a personal or cashiers check or maybe a money order? Did he pay them via Paypal. Or did he sneak them an envelope stuffed with cash so it would'nt have to be reported to the IRS? Just curious.
"OUR LORD HAS BLESSED US WITH A BIG 6 ROOM HOUSE". Signed Mrs. T.F., Texas. "god made it possible for us to buy 17 acres of land". Signed R.T. Delaware. Can someone at St Matthews tell me what God did in these examples. Did he buy the properties outright or get a mortgage for these people as a co-signer or what. Did he have to fill out all the paper work like I did when I bought a house? What lending company did he sign with or co-sign for these people? Did he explain to these fortunates that with bigger and better properties, they will be paying higher taxes and insurance among other things?
"IVE GOTTEN A NEW CAR AND A JOB. Signed Mrs O.C. Texas. Did Mrs. O.C. Walk into her local car dealership, pick out a car, and tell the salesperson, "By the way, I'm not paying for it, God is".? As far as her getting a better job, well it does sometimes help to know people in high places and you could'nt ask for a better reference I suppose.
Needless to say, this is the most ridiculous scam I've seen in a long time, and no, they will not recieve a contribution from me. You would have a better chance of riches via the 1-800 psychic hotlines than sending money to these St Matthews bozos. Remember, atleast with the psychic hotlines, your first 3 minutes are free..
Praise the Lord you Suckers.
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