I got the 8 page letter sent 2/26 telling me all kinds of wonderful (lies) about how I've been selected for a super secret society that has some amazing members (no names, of course) and that we all share some special gift. It took 8 pages to tell me that? No, not really. Mostly its just the same ...
Hello again, I believe Maria Duval put me on a mailing list for crackpot mail fraud companies. I received a 5"x7" envelope the other day from the Nouveau Tech Society. They report that a group of millionaires of assorted occupations have taken an interest in me, and now want to share ...
My report is straight to the point. The Nouveau Society solicited my membership. I had never recieved anything quite like this before. Now I feel like an idiot for sending for their free secret book. It turns out they really want me to part with $139 of of my hard-earned money for a 1000 page book ...