You were selling some cereal in the food aisle that said that you can win a T shirt if you send in four barcodes. IT also said no purchase necessary. So I thought that the cereal was for free and I took ten in a cart and loaded them in my car. I did the same three times the fourth or fifth time I did this a security guard arrested me for theft. I wanted to be let off but he said I was stealing. I said that it said no purchase neceassary and he still said I was stealing. He made me pay $3.35 fr each box and told me not to do it again. He told me if I gave him a blow job he would not call the police. So I did and mind you he let me off without paying the $3.35 because I was good. He also offered to buy six more boxes for me.
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