Caincorp.net
If you want horrendous, make your computers worse, service hire Caincorp.net. He came into my house with a gun!
I hired Dan the owner from Caincorp.net to come over and fix my computer that was slow. He came over, went through it and a few weeks later it crashed. So I called him to come over and fix it. He got here and said he needed to take it back to his house. I called him and asked him to recover ...