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Ripoff Nutcase putting down honest Americans

This person posted some misinformation about my friend's website. I asked him to please remove it. I got the following email...

Hmmm I don't know if this all is true, may I please speak to some of myy 67,255 certified Lawyers to get their opinion on this matter?

Thank you,

- Rich

I then emailed him back and told him that I felt he was too disturbed an individual to deal with and to please not contact me any further, that we would just let the matter drop. This is what he sent in return...

You'd better watch out buddy or else I swear I'll turn off your electric fence. Maybe I'll open a gate or two? Who knows! You do not know who you are messing with. I've turned off hundreds of electric fences in my day. Sometimes I turn them off, then turn them RIGHT BACK ON. You won't even know I was there. But oh I was. Lurking in the shadows. Ready to turn your electric fence off and on with a mere thought. I've stolen hay from people so powerful that it would blow your mind. Donald Trump? Oh you'd better believe I've stolen hay from him. Everybody is powerless against me. You can hide your hay, but I'll find it. You better believe me. And when I'm done flipping the switch on your electric fence, after I've opened a couple hundred gates, when I've swiped a few bales of hay from you, only then will I turn off the spigot to your water trough.

You think you can stop me? Hah. Think again. Nothing can stop me. I'm in your mind right now, stealing your brain's hay.

- Rich

This FURTHER made me want to distance myself from him. My thought when I read this was "Where did THIS $hit came from?". I didn't reply to him, not wanting to fuel his fire. But it didn't stop there.

This was the next email he sent...

Oh no, you are starting a fire? I'd like you to know that arson is a federal crime as well, and punishable nearly as severe as sending an email to a crazy sweater dog lady. I'm sure the authorities will find your email very amusing as well.

Here, I will do you a favor and promise to NOT tell the federal authorities, who by the way live NEXT DOOR to me and we play the Wii together with them like ALL THE TIME, about your illegal email activities. I probably saved you about 10 or 20 years of hard jail time, so you should be writing me love letters in your own blood and urine for this.in exchange for me not getting you thrown in prison, I would like the following:

A couple hundred donkeys (for chili)
At least 43 llamas (for chili as well)
Three hundred thousand weiner dogs (to stir the chili)

If my demands are not met within 24 millihours (metric system), then I will have absolutely NO choice but to go over to the federal authority's house and tell Brad (his name is Brad) about all your illegal and unscrupulous Internet activity you're engaging in. Then the government will forward YOU to the STATE PEN. Oh ho ho how do you like them apples now, Crazy Sweater Dog Lady? Soon you'll be sleeping with the weiner dogs IN JAIL. THE JAILED WEINER DOGS.

Tables turned. Checkmate.internet score: ME 4737. You 0. You play with fire, you get burned. You mess with the bull, you get the horn. You touch my car, I clean your bread. You put your left foot in, you take your left foot out.

The Haymaster,

Rich

I have not heard from him since.

I decided to post this here to warn people. If you go to his site to read the supposed truth that he is posting. This will just give you an idea of what type of individual you are dealing with. Don't believe a word he posts at his site.

Also, his site has porn as well. Not that I care one way or the other. But there would be warnings at the site.

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