Kraft foods
Please help

After a long day of meetings and patrolling around Afghanistan I returned to Combat Outpost Shir Khan to enjoy some Wheat Thins that my wife sent to me in a care package. I had eaten a few of my favorite crackers when I reached in for a few more and pulled out crackers AND what appears to be a pubic hair. DNA testing could prove it is not mine and NO ONE is allowed near my only box of Wheat Thins.

I attempted to go to the wheatthins.com website to complain but my internet connection is to slow for it to run properly (AOL Dial up was faster in the early 90s than my Afghanistan connection). I found this website and hope that I can get a replacement box of wheat thins without anyone's added secret ingredient.

The identifying information on the box is: Best when used by: 30APR12AE14A 10:49.

I don't have the receipt because it was a gift in a care package. I did not ask my wife where she bought it because I don't think that matters.

I love Wheat Thins (Original) and just want someone to make this right.

Company: Kraft foods
Country: USA

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