Qwest Communcation
Enchilada Diape

So when I signed up for the care free world of Qwest (currently century link, formerly us west, formerly fred) I thought to myself 'hey this can't be so bad... It's not like they are gonna punch me in the elbow... You know like when it hits right on your funny bone and hurts like the Dickens' well boy was I wrong. It was kinda like sad in a way... Like when my mom lost me in Sears and I crapped myself and then some guy picked me up but he said he had to keep smelling my poopy butt to make sure he absorbed all the bad smell and no other customers had to smell it. Yeah that still freaks me out... Any way the gnomes that run there internets are probably pretty fat and lazy because they don't push my youtubes very fast at all. They should probably be fired and replaced with slimmer more handsome gnomes.

Company: Qwest Communcation
Country: USA

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