Invitation Processing
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According to John Finn, I "possess some very rare, hidden traits" that some group is apparently searching for. Mind you, these people are all successful musicians, leading scientists, and intellectuals that have nothing better to do that to correspond with me in an attempt to spread their wealth and power.

The letter is an eight page ode to stroking one's ego and does little more than that. It contains no true contact information and no information as to what sort of company I will be sending my personal information to, however; it does point out that I will "learn how to transfer all money, power, prestige from the uninformed" to me... instantly. My guess is that this is done by writing people a bogus letter and having them provide me with their personal information when they respond.

My absolute favorite part is how I can learn "to be constantly and invisibly armed so that any person trying deception or cheating ploys against you instantly becomes powerless and at your mercy." Man! Where do I sign up for this?!!

One last thing, for someone belonging to such a powerful group of individuals, they should at least be able to spell my name correctly - and yet they didn't.

Company: Invitation Processing
Country: USA
State: Delaware
City: Dover
Address: P.O. Box 6304

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