CP Direct Nutritionals
Nailed & jailed! God Bless consumer complaints and the FBI Scottsdale

Dearest Morty of Taxachussets:
(And anyone else who has been given the big stiffie... Or wish they had!)

Thanks to the efforts of consumer complaints that aided the investigative efforts of the Feds:
I am at last the bearer of FANTASTIC tidings. A close personal friend of mine was once upon a time employed by the livings legends themself: Michael Consoli and Vincent Passifumi.

Long story short it gives me great pleasure to tell you that at approximately 10:00 pm mountain time I stood on THE VERY FRONT STEPS of the CP Direct building and found FBI Seizure Notices posted on every single window.

You may also assume that seized with the business besides computers, office supplies, and bottles among bottles of useless penis enlarger pills, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of homes, automobiles, jewelry and other personal items of Mr. C and Mr. P as well as from those people closely related to them.

Envision them now in county lockup drinking milk from a bag and wearing ridiculous prison issued booties. Now that you all have what you wished for you can now return back to whatever it was your were previously doing.

Very Sincerely,
Me!

Jay
Scottsdale, Arizona
P.S. Sorry about the small d*cks.

Company: CP Direct Nutritionals
Country: USA
State: Arizona
City: Scottsdale
Address: 15600 N. 78th St
Phone: 4807678621

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