Shocking Titanic Mediterranean Disaster Maritime Schettino Tuscany Giglio Italy Italian Costa Concordia Carnival Cruise Ship Boat
Shocking Titanic Mediterranean Disaster Maritime Schettino Tuscany Giglio Italy Italian Costa Concordia Carnival Cruise Ship Boat Mediterranean

Captain Coward Shockers:

1. Claims he was catapulted off of the ship. OMG OMG how can you be catapulted into a lifeboat with a blanket, some stolen booze and your first mate? Probably had a??? KER on it too
OMG OMG how can you be catapulted into a lifeboat with a blanket, some stolen booze and your first mate?
2. He told people to go to their rooms saying everything was OK
3. He never called for help. SOS mayday whatever.
4.1200 member crew all looking at the charts upside down? True "ship of fools"
5. The captain actually thought he could pull off a "hit and run" he ran away thinking no one would notice
6. He's still lying about the incident (not accident)
7. All this to impress the head waiter's and his sister, why should a captain need to impress a waiter.
8. It all happened on Friday 13, this is way most cruises wont leave on that day.
9. The captain kills and injures a number of people on this ship, now he wants credit for not killing everybody. He Gives himself credit for steering the ship toward land. Un-freakin-real
10. He stole liquor from the bar before abandoning ship.

Are people becoming so stupid we have to go back to basics?
Lesson 1. Don't sail on LAND!!!

It's so much easier to be brave and it feels good too. A coward dies a thousand times... Look how many times this coward will have to feel fear for the rest of his life.

It's amazing that this incredible coward jumps off the ship to save his pathetic life not realizing that in doing so his life now means nothing.

Coast Guard "Get Back on the ship!" Captain Cluck " ahhhh your breaking up"
What's next, the guy claims he doesn't speak Italian?

It's funny the"captain" is speaking Italian but all I hear is Chicken Clucks

Captain Coward Said" I don't understand it, usually when I lie it works perfectly on drunk Italian women"... Not so much with the Maritime Board.

Carnival Cruise Captain Requirements: A Jug of Wine, Active STDs and a Hat.
Experience sailing across rocks a plus

Planes are safe if the Pilot is not sleep, drunk or told to fly the plane into the world trade center
Trains are safe if the Conductor isn't texting etc.
Ships are safe if you don't try to skip them across ROCKS!

This guy is not qualified to pilot a rubber duck in a bathtub.
He should be required to have a license before stepping in a puddle

Captain Courage-less gives Yellow Bellied Sap Suckers a Bad Name

?? Your in deep Schettino aka Shit-no i'm not going on the ship

This is the kind of "man" you get when? Super mario brothers rapes a chicken?

?? Chicken of the Sea

Captain Cluck? IsChicken S? It??

Company: Shocking Titanic Mediterranean Disaster Maritime Schettino Tuscany Giglio Italy Italian Costa Concordia Carnival Cruise Ship Boat
Country: USA
Address: the ocean sea Mediterranean Tuscany

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