Tuba City Police
IHOP Flagstaff James Browne Tuba City Police Ruined My Breakfast

I regularly dine at the Flagstaff IHOP on Woodlands Village Blvd and I am friendly with everyone who goes there including the Flagstaff Police who are allowed to eat for free so the drunk indians will stay out. I am also a retired security guard from Bronza Security Service, owned by Chuck Landfried in Los Angeles, California, so I know the law! Well, last week at around 5:00am I saw a police car parked in a handicapped space directly in front of the restaurant. I am a disabled person and I use that space so I can get my scooter down the ramp of my van. I first thought that maybe one of those crazy drunk indians got inside and the police had to park there for an emergency or something. I finally got my van parked in a regular space and when I got inside, I didnt see any drunk indians or any Flagstaff police officers. I looked around and the only person I didnt recoginze was this slob sitting at the counter with his butt cheeks hanging over the side of the stool. He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and grey sweatpants. He was actually drinking syrup right out of the bottle! I went to the manager and asked him why a Flagstaff police car was parked in MY handicapped space. Before I could answer, the man at the counter who was now scratching his butt with a fork, said, Hey pal, I don't see your name painted on the curb out there. - I asked him if he was the Flagstaff policeman who was parked there and he said, I aint no FAGstaff cop, Im the chief of police in Tuba City and you better just watch yourself gimp! What the hell??? So I go outside and sure enough, the car didn't say FLAGSTAFF POLICE, It said TUBA CITY POLICE. What the heck were the Tube City Police doing in Flagstaff? This policeman looked like a younger version of that Sheriff in Smoky and the Bandit. I went back inside and told him I was calling the Flagstaff police. He said I was lazy for being handicapped and accused me of faking my disability. Well, I picked up the phone and started to dial 9-1-1 and let me tell you, he took off faster than a cat in a Chinese restaurant. This is to YOU Mister Tuba City policeman - Get out of Flagstaff and STAY out!

Company: Tuba City Police
Country: USA
State: Arizona
City: Tuba City
Address: 150 Tuba City Blvd

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