Bank Of America
Bank of America - evil nauseating gluttonously greedy disgusting immoral Chicago

Thank you, Bank of America!

I sincerely appreciate the lessons you have taught me!

1) Never trust anyone!

2) Hire an attorney to interpret the 'fine print'!

3) Never employ the cheapest personnel! The dumber - the better!

4) Bank ONLY at your local Credit Union!!!

I have had enough. No more. No Bank of America. No Banks. No more illiterate bankers. No more obscene charges and doublespeak. My last conversation with a Bank of America Branch Manager has convinced me (even though he could not speak English) that Bank of America is nothing more than a seedy, sleazy and dangerous group of pickpockets.

Yes, I am only one more unhappy former customer. But, you have motivated me! I feel the need - the need spread the word! I feel a sense of joyful duty - an obligation to inform my fellow Americans of the evil ways of the American Banking System! This is exciting!

So, having canceled my personal accounts with Bank of America, I promise to:

1) Spend one (1) hour everyday informing people via the WWW of the evils Bank of America uses to compensate it's shareholders.

2) Prohibit payroll wire transfers to any bank. Credit Unions only! (Only 54 employees - not a blip on your greedy radar - but 54 X 54 X 54 X 54 - you get the point - do the math).

3) Illuminate the major shareholders of Bank of America.

4) Participate in and contribute to any Class Action litigation which may result in the elimination of immoral and evil UnAmerican financial institutions.

Thanks again! I truly appreciate the lessons Bank of America has taught me.

And you thought Merrill Lynch was a bargin?

This is gonna be fun! God Bless America!

Jt

Company: Bank Of America
Country: USA
State: Illinois
City: Mundelein
Site: www.bankofamerica.com

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