Bernard Haldane Associates
Ripoff How to get some revenge

Here's how you can get a little piece of revenge on those awful people at Bernard Haldane associates. It's relatively easy to do:

Simply get absolutely anyone you know to apply to their program! Friends, colleagues, family, anyone you know at all. This might seem very stupid but bear with me, it isn't.

What will happen is that when your friend turns up, BHA will think they have another sucker lined up to be squeezed, and they will waste at least three hours of their time over several meetings giving your friend the same pep talk you received. The only difference being that at the end of their meeting your friend will kindly decline their offer to take things further and no money will change hands!

This fruitless meeting will waste several hours of a BHA employees time. Multiply that by all of the people reading this mail doing the same thing and pretty quickly the BHA profit margin is going to be going seriously downwards, as they are bombarded with candidates who don't sign up to their ridiculous con.

Of course BHA will never know which of their potential candidates is a genuine sucker or one of the plants supplied by us, so long as we brief our friends beforehand to make sure they do not part with any money. And your friend won't be entirely wasting their time either, at least they'll be made to feel special for a few hours, and they'll experience the same warm glow you felt when you left your first meeting with BHA!

You can have lunch afterwards and laugh at all the tactics the BHA employee used to ingratiate themselves with your friend, you could even set up a mini competition to see which of your friends gets told the most improbable lie!

I am very confident that this plan will work if we all team up and use our collective powers to hurt those who have so deeply hurt us.

Rachel
Bristol
United Kingdom

Company: Bernard Haldane Associates
Country: USA
State: New York
City: New York
Site: bernardhaldane.com

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