Where's the Govnah!
Mark Sanford, Governor of SC, no longer MIA

Http://news. Yahoo.com/s/ap/ap_on_re_us/us_sc_governor_where

So, you're the governor of one of our fifty (two) states. You disappear for seven days and run to Argentina to screw your mistress, not once considering that someone might f*cking NOTICE that you're GONE?!?!"Oh, gee, I didn't think anyone would really miss me for only a week." Idiot! I don't think he's just having an affair. I think he's testing some of the exports from Argentina on a larger scale.

"His family did not attend the briefing." YA THINK?!?! I hope his poor wife took their kids and is already halfway to a foreign country herself. What a beating, this guy.

Oh, and the kicker? His four sons didn't even know where he was over FATHER'S DAY WEEKEND. Father of the Year, this one.

He feels he should step down from the Republican Governor's Association. I dont' know why he should feel the need to do that. As far as politics is concerned, he's the perfect leader.

Company: Where's the Govnah!
Country: USA
State: South Carolina

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