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I don't know how so many people can fall for this crap -

I make a stupid, purposely unreadable website (I mean seriously, a 2000 word sentence? Please), I tell you how I'm a genius (but I don't really say anything) then I have a checkout on the bottom with random words for titles of products, and you idiots actually click on it & try to buy stuff.

I swear, I could put "Buy It Now" buttons titled "Snot", "Vomit", "Finger", "Matrix", "I Love Keanu & want him SOOOOOO bad" and you nimrods will click away & pay me money.

I can't imagine how much more money I'd be making if I actually TRIED! Imagine what I could be raking in if I actually had something to sell!

So you click on "Vomit" or "Bill & Ted Are My Heros", you pay your $50, and you get a bunch of unreadable crap. What did you expect? Did you see how organized my website is? What do you expect?

I know I keep telling everyone I have 142 employees & experts on staff, but, come on - anyone with half a brain wouldn't let a website like mine get published.

Now my flagger, that's a beaut - You ever hear the saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig"? This klunker has been around the internet for years (Look up GreaseMonkey). Didn't work then. Doesn't work now. But I name it something cool like "Matrix Prometheus Barnabus Star Trek Galaxy Bill & Ted" version, and you dopes fork over money for it.

You have no one but yourself to blame. Don't you get it? The whole thing is just an experiment in human stupidity. I didn't even mean for it to be a scam - I never thought anyone would be so stupid as to try & buy it!

Anyway, keep complaining - I'll just post your name address & phone number here for all to see, cause I'm just that kind of guy.

Chow

Company: CraigsFlagger
Country: USA
Site: craigsflagger.net

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