The Coffee Club
Is a cult in club clothing!

First, I want to say that I've never been the kind of person to write a review on one of these blogs (good or bad) however, I felt that the utter disregard of the most basic concepts of morality, ethics, as well as a general sense of community have been, and continue to be, literally thrown out the window like that old unwanted cancer stricken family dog that bounces three to four times on the westbound side of the Ohio turnpike during the family trip to Cedar Point! The Coffee Club is a group of 5 megalomaniacs hell bent to bring back the days of cult like secret societies designed to poison the minds and souls of any person it crosses paths with their we are the greatest club since the Nazi regime attitude! Not that anybody would be sick enough to follow this instruction but, they SAY that one can apply for membership however, it's a known fact that this group of Cleveland rejects will rudely deny the application only after the poor chumps trial membership in which the unsuspecting hopeful will need to buy the charter members a gift of liquid enthusiasm at the local Starbucks (the more expensive blended ones).

The ring leader, Bridget Finnegan, is a rude, brash, raspy voiced, harlot who abuses her discretionary power by pointing her ample breasts in the direction of which ever victim she wants to terrorize that day with her constant demands and breath that smells like the Cuyahoga river on fire. The number two lackey John Wargo is a clever, fast talking, predatory sales deviant who hides behind explicit politically incorrect emails that demean the very fabric of our great nation. Frankly, I believe that he's UNAMERICAN! This now brings us to The Coffee Clubs rainbow flag waving, flamboyant, single lunged, regular at the local bath-house twink, Andy Strasser. Almost as if Andy has a switch in his brain that is reversed, one only needs to beg and plead total confidentiality when confiding in him a secret before that personal conversation ends up at every water cooler in the office. There are still people who haven't learned their lesson!

Just in case the jury in your mind still isn't made up yet as to the validity of The Coffee Cubs entry on usacomplaints.com, I bring you to the so called muscle of the group, Eric Scalese. This tough guy with his tight wife beaters and Italian horn necklace walks with a swagger only at work as he fears the razor tongued girlfriend at home.

Finally, I'll talk about the one person that actually did break through the impossible (and meaningless) entrance standards of The Coffee Club, Steve Kocsis As I mentioned before, all memberships are knowingly (within the club) denied at final review by the before mentioned charter members however, recently, The Coffee Club allowed the trial, and subsequent, permanent membership to this clueless, eagle eyed, kind hearted, innocent, pawn in their comedy of horrors. I say this because like a stage play, these four original members of The Coffee Club hold on to the strings attached to Steve similar to a puppeteer controlling his wooden dummy. Steve happened to cross paths with this evil clan on a day that nobody had enough money for their daily fluid fix in comes Evil Eye too bad he couldn't see the method to their madness when they conveniently offered the trial membership, thus requiring him to pony up the money for that days 3 o'clock field trip. The permanent membership was offered to him only after the mathematically challenged group put their minds together forming one complete brain and realized that a fifth member can save them about 5-10 dollars a month. I guess this was a good enough reason to break their own charter manifesto. This alone demonstrates the lack of character of the members in this club as well as the foundation and morals of which The Coffee Club stands for.

Vance
Parma, Ohio
U.S.A.

Company: The Coffee Club
Country: USA
State: Ohio
City: Cleveland
Address: 1500 W 3rd

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